I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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