theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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