The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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