I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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