I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
