She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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