She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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