Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i was born a porn star she said
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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