My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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