I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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