Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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