nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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