You're so nebulous sometimes
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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