Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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