You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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