the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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