dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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