If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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