My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize