Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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