sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she told me i tasted like america
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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