dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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