Where is the hickey?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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