maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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