Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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