The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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