he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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