we have officially lost it.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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