After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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