we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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