What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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