If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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