508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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