i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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