I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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