she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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