I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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