Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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