Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
That was before I lit my hair on fire
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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