Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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