I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
