There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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