doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Randomize
