i think my mom watched the whole time
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
They are going to name an STD after you.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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