Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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