i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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