Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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