wanna go halves on a baby?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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