I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just had sex on a roof
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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