He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Holy shit dude........stairs
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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