You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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