i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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