your room smells of hookers.
And success
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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