I accidentally had phone sex last night
Me too!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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