their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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