i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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