Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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