forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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