i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Walk of Shame today included voting.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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