i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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