i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
