Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
